Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Sagada Part 3(Final) – Between Life and Sex Drive




For life to become ‘life’, you have to live it out. And so does Sagada. - Dumadakep

  Perhaps, you already know that this is the last of my three-part feature about our Sagada Trip. And as you all know, I don’t want it to appear like a travelogue, hence, my boring life, conspicuously but incongruently tied into it. I am trying to come up with another topic, but with pictures randomly shot, videos taken (without any style or art), and just for the heck of finishing this off a la gran finale style, I found myself doing this: Copying and pasting pictures and, yup you guessed it right, putting my thoughts into words that nobody will even give a damn.

 I have to be honest; I started writing this last sequel three days ago only to find my self starting all over again today. I just didn’t find the crap I wrote over the last two days satisfactorily enough to even keep a 6-year old hooked to reading (as if the first two was that entertaining). And I know the reason behind that – I just wanted to finish it so I can move on and write about something else – no matter how beautiful Sagada is, the thought of it becomes boring over time, that is if you just keep on reading and reading and reading about it. Much more if you think about writing about it. 







  So reading about Sagada soon becomes boring if you have done so for many times. It’s the same thing I felt after reading a lot of reviews about Boracay (where I have not laid my eyes on it till I was 24). When Rico Yan (bless his soul) died, I found myself reading about “Dos Palmas Resort, Palawan” in magazines a lot but after some time, I lost interest in it and I even changed channels when the news about Yan’s death was shown on TV. Luckily, fate allowed me to go to these two extremely beautiful places.


Dos Palmas Resort -2008 (They destroyed the Cabana where Rico Yan died)
Boracay - 2008







Probably, I just get bored easily (that’s what my profile says).  One time, my ex-girlfriend told me I have seven symptoms of ADHD – that is Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. I asked her how many symptoms of ADHD are there all in all. She answered, without a pause, without even thinking about it, “seven.” She sounded so sure about it that I did not dare rebut her. I just blurted “But you still love me, right?”
Can’t tell you her answer.
And NO, it was not the reason why we broke up.
ADHD positive or not, I still can’t last reading or hearing about something that will just entice my senses and excite my hormones. I go for it, (as long as my resources will allow). And so must you. 








Despite having fever and fear of being infected with Dengue virus, I, along with the Grand EB mates (my friends in Gareth’s chatroll know exactly who this group comprises of) pushed my plans to go to Sagada in the rainy month of August. As you all know, all went amazingly outrageous there, despite hitting a dog in Nueva Ecija on the way. (Again, salut to the white dog…)

Who's going to Milan and who's staying behind? 







Anyway, ever wonder when did this curiosity of mine about Sagada started ? I’ll tell you the answer later…








Moving forward let me show you some more pictures because I know reading this is slowly becoming boring. Just like how bored Emerson looked like in the picture below.

Chon-chon in Echo Valley







You see, Emerson and I have had some of the best times together that we don’t miss the chance to create a “scene” out of them. Just like what you see below. 


That hurts... Fight scene at Marlboro Mountain







Meanwhile, I know that Desiree had been preparing for this trip (for almost two months, since we started chatting on SaGGas website), that she surely wasn’t ready to have this shot taken… Yeah, right.



Desiree ( aka Redgurl) in Echo Valley


I've seen this type of photo (below) before in movie posters, just like a scene in the movie Twilight. The only difference is that this time, they’ve got more handsome leads. (I’m waiting for Universal Pictures to contact me, my number is 0919-143-HUNK)


Team Werewolves or Team Vampires?
This is one of my favorite pictures from our trip. I always like the sight of being above the clouds, it was always what I dreamt of since I was a kid. Apart from flying on airplanes where I always see this sight, this one’s different since I can really ‘feel’ being above.

Kiltepan Peak at Sunrise
Remember last time on the previous blog, there was this super sexy star(let) hiding behind the tree? Well, as everyone is so excited to know who that is, I am showing the picture below. From what we found out, she was actually doing a music video. How long do you think will pass before she makes it to tinseltown?

Leah (aka Leahgurl31) sings "Steep" on a very steep mountain.
Below was one of the most extraordinary thing I’ve seen (well actually, I’ve seen it before in websites, magazines). It’s so extraordinary that for once, I didn’t show MY face (or the faces of my friends– which you must know I just did grudgingly because THEY requested for it ha,ha,ha). Don’t ask for a close up. We’re too tamad to even go down there. 


Hanging Coffins of Sagada

And maybe you're asking why the hell did we miss the chance to take a closer look at the famous hanging coffins of Sagada, it’s because of this: making music videos.






Well there’s lot of things you can see in Sagada that cannot be captured by a camera. Yes, even 200,000-peso cameras. The best travel blogs won’t give you the experience you want about the places you desire to visit the most. They can, however, give you information. Handy information in the form of words that represent ideas. These words are but a group of symbols that have mutated since the Phoenician civilization. These words (if you hear it in radio or TV) are but a combination of sounds humans have imitated from animals (what atheists believe in). They give you ideas that you process in your minds and help you create your own experience inside your mind.
And maybe, that’s why I get bored easily- because I don’t have too much space in my brain to convert into a workshop of ideas. I get bored because it excites my heart, my mind, my hormones, but then again, the excitement stops there, in my brain.

Just like life in general. You know, I read works by Freud and Jung, renowned psychoanalyts, but their books mean nothing to me unless I can relate the very thoughts each page uncover to my own experience. I watch National Geographic and I see and hear a lion’s roar on TV but can’t feel the same thrill that the network’s crew is feeling upon capturing the scene. My parents would always tell me to finish my studies, and emphasized to me how important it is, and yada yada yada, but only now do I fully realize its importance after graduating and working my ass out for a living.


You see, life, if contained inside a book, a computer screen, or even an I-pod, is DULL.
For life to be ‘life’, you have to live it out. And so does Sagada.
Before I end this 3-part series about what they call as the “Shangri-La of the North”, I leave you this simple prayer:

“Father, Your word became flesh in Christ Jesus.  Let Your words become alive and work in us through our faith and our actions. Amen”.

Go visit Sagada NOW! Live the experience and stop being boring. Click HERE for more information, or contact Jake @ 09109280533 or Gareth @ 09295569553 and reserve a guide. Don’t hesitate, it’s cheap anyway (for a group of 4 with 3d and 2n tour – 4k is more than enough all in!). The SaGGas (Sagada Genuine Guides Association) will be able to help you with your inquiries and making your trip there more memorable

Till next time. Carpe diem! Champ (Dumadakep)101210


P.S.

 I’m 100% sure that you are asking what sparked my curiosity about Sagada and eventually made me wanting to go there.

A. Was it after I read Lonely Planet’s feature about the Sumaguing Caves as one of 2009’s best adventure destination? (Click  HERE to see Sumaguing Cave)
- NO.

B. Or after I watched Juday and Piolo’s “Don’t Give Up on Us Baby” (which I have watched, believe it or not, onboard one of my flights to Manila)”?
- STILL NO.    (Don't look for the link to the movie. I DISCOURAGE you to watch it.. LOL)

                                                                                                
Remember that movie starring Maui Taylor and Katya Santos entitled Sex Drive? I was in early college that time when I saw that movie. Do you know what that movie is all about? Yep, you guessed it right. It’s about their journey to Sagada - BUT - with all the intrigues and complications that would climax to Maui Taylor’s showing of her hard (newly inflated) boobs. Pretty cheap? Nah… That’s the first time I became fascinated with ‘mountains’ and ultimately, Sagada. Did I live the dream? Hell yeah! I even got a name in Kankanaey - Dumadakep­, which means 'Peace! Let's Unite'. lol

 Speaking of Sex Drive, these two reminded me of Maui and Katya. They come close, don’t they? (Don’t Laugh!)

leahgirl31
redgurl







My heartful thanks to:


- Gareth, Jake, Apalit, Daryl, Ben, Batang - X (Our guide sa echo valley which i don't remember the name), and the rest of the SaGGas. See you mga manong/ading sa December.
- Desiree, Leah, and Emerson for the wonderful company going there. Thanks tol sa pagdridrive din nung nilalagnat ako.
- Doctor in St Theodore's Hospital sa pagsasabing wala akong Dengue.
- Vitamin C, I never knew, ikaw lang pala ang kailangan ko.
- Si Manang na inglisera sa Ganduyan Museum (Marunong palang mag-Tagalog, ay apo!)
- George Guest House para sa keyless door (bwahahaha)
- Salt and Pepper and Yoghurt house para sa delicious food at Kanin na may thyme?????
- Kay Manang Pottery - sa makabuluhang pag-aaral ng siyensya ng paggawa ng paso (at ng plato)
- Local Tanods/DPWH staff para sa pagcle-clear ng landslide nung pauwi na kami.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Sagada Part 2 - Myself and My Other Self

I just finished packing my things when I wrote this. I’m flying again tomorrow, and somehow I’m already getting tired of moving from one place to another, especially if there’s not gonna be much change in the scenario around me in my destination – in my case, I will still be sitting in front of my laptops, piles of paperwork waiting for me, not-so-intelligent bosses hounding me, and (gaddamnit!) chicken for my lunch. The only thing I’m delighted it has never change is Facebook – and I hope it stays free to use for eternity.     

So just like what the HL say (HL refer to Indians or Pakistanis – don’t ask me what HL stands for, ok??), everything will be SAME, SAME (pronounced as sem-sem).

I am not complaining. I’m just saying I’m tired. How can I complain against the profession I chose, the source of my income (which will give me baon for my Sagada trip in December), and the giver of the things I give to my ultimate crush(es)? I’ve chosen this life almost similar to a vagabond treading the vast expanse of Sahara desert where the sand at one place is the same as the sand elsewhere (within a gazillion kilometer radius). There’s nothing I can do about it – it’s a choice I made, and all I can do is to suck up all the benefits I can suck, and shut up. Whoa! That’s a good phrase – suck up then shut up (or vice versa).

One time, I heard Myself and My other self talking…

My other self:    So how do you deal with it?
Myself:               Deal with what?
My other self:   You know, boredom? Monotony?
Myself:               Easy, I look at things in different ways – just like every stone/rock in
Lumiang and Sumaguing cave, they’re almost the same, but if you look at them at a different angle, you will discover that they form different images. You can fill up your fantasies (even dirty ones) simply by looking onto things at different angles.
My other self:  Really? Can you show me how?
My self:            Sure, take a look at the photos below and we’ll tackle each one of those
My other self:  Great!
Myself
My other self

 
And so I followed Myself and My other self “below” where a lot of pictures taken during the recent Sagada adventure of Myself are posted.

Authors note: (Sorry guys I have to to do this; again I’m trying to avoid writing a travel blog LOL. But not bad, eh?)
Rice Terraces Formation in Lumiang Cave


Myself:             Tell me, what do you see above?
My other self:  I see weird rock formation.
Myself:             There’s nothing weird on that, it’s the Lumiang Rice Terraces.
My other self:  Oh I see! But… where’s the rice?
Myself:             (Silence)

Underground pool of water in Lumiang


Myself:             How about the one above?
My other self:  That’s pretty easy, that’s the studio where Chokoleit played Dugong in the TV show Marina.
Myself:             That’s not it!
My other self:  I think it is – do you see the one in white sando, that’s Dugong, full of angst.
Myself:             (Surprised) Ok, I think you’ve got a better imagination
My other self:  Why, who do you think that person appears to be?
Myself:             Derek Ramsey…
My other self:  (Comes to his senses) I think… I will agree. Sh!t, he IS Derek Ramsey! (Click  HERE to see Derek Ramsey's profile)

Rice Granary Rock Formation in Sumaguing


My other self:  (Referring to the photo above) Oh I know this one!
Myself:             Yeah? What is it?
My other self: A Rice Granary!
Myself:             Almost but not quite,
My other self: What is it then?
Myself:             A night club dance pole
My other self:  You’re shitting me!
Myself:             Look closely…
My other self:  Oh yeah… and I see the pole dancer right there.

Turtle (According to SaGGas) Rock Formation in Sumaguing


Myself:             Ok, I’m sure you know this one
My other self: Yup, that’s a turtle
Myself:             How’d you know?
My other self:  According to Gareth…  I just don’t know how that became a turtle…
Myself:             Yeah me too. Still can’t imagine it to be..


The Queen

My other self: (Seeing the picture above) Yuck, that’s gross!
Myself:             Yup it is… must be a pervert, tsk tsk…
My other self:  Whose LEGS are those anyway??? Gross!
Myself:             What legs?!?!?! What the -?!?!?!(No connection was made here between my ‘two selves’)

Right before the "Tunnel"


Myself:             How about the one above?
My other self:  Oh I see a monster’s mouth… there’s the tounge.. and…
Myself:             And?
My other self:  The two girls might have tasted so bad… he’s throwing them up…
Myself:             Pretty good way of seeing it, but that is actually a womb…
My other self:  A womb? No way!
Myself:             Yup, it’s an ultrasound image of a womb with twin fetuses in it…
My other self:  Ha, ha.. I see it now




Myself:             Finally this one.
My other self:  Poor guy… he must be having diarrhea.
Myself:             No he’s not….
My other self:  What, is he starving?
Myself:             Look further below.
 




Jake Likigan and Leah AƱonuevo At King's Curtain Formation

My other self: Oh I see, indeed, a picture says a thousand words…
Myself:             And sometimes you ‘feel’ it.
My other self:  Hahaha… Poor guy indeed.


At this point, Myself and My other self disappeared from my mind. Actually, as I was writing this, I remembered I’ve got to get my clothes from the laundry room or else the desert rats will feast on them. Actually it’s good that they vanished, otherwise the people involved in the picture may kill me if they continue talking and I continue writing their thoughts. And on their behalf, I apologize to these people (I’m sorry guys, you know I don’t mean it.. ). So in reality, the desert rats saved me.

As we all know, life is full of choices. Sometimes, it’s really hard to take one back. When that time happens, all we need to do is to have a different perspective. Just like our adventure in the caves of Sagada. After posing for a picture in on place, we proceed to the next area Jake and Apalit are leading us without knowing what we are going to see. It’s our choice to follow them, and once we did, we couldn’t step back. So we stop by to get pictures, make the most of those rock formations, and enjoy each other’s company. Anyway, all we knew in our hearts, is that we’re going to go out of that cave, save the pictures we took to our computers, and finally make fun of them, like what this blog is doing.

Life is a vine of choices. When you’re uncertain  of what you’re going to end up to, stop for a while, enjoy the moment, fantasize and imagine – who knows, you may not be making the same choice again.

I love this very simple prayer. This prayer tells us to seek God and not our own desires as such will lead us nowhere but just back to where we started:

Lord, help me to choose the path that leads me to you rather than the path that leads me to myself.
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On the last part of this Sagada adventure story, you will know who the super sexy star behind that tree was. These avid (or should I say morbid) fans were even trying to get a stolen shot of her. 


Echo Valley

Ok got to go now, I’ve got a flight to catch tomorrow morning! Meanwhile I will leave you some other pics from our Sagada trip. Enjoy! champ100310


Mighty or Chubby?  (from left to right: Desiree Bionson, Leah Anonuevo, Me, Emerson Galvez)


Lumiang Cave Entrance
King's Curtain Formation - with Jake (left most)
The reverse frog position  hahahaha
Mr. Sit Down! Stand Up! Man, APALIT, and the group. (He's there to assist Leah all through out LOL)

The group at the Tunnel.

The "Shadow" photography, starring our Shadows... LOL

Your Guys next door...  txt us if you want an escort...

Going with the flow....